m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
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This is my cat. This is Abby. She’s simply a domestic tabby cat. She is roughly seven - eight months old. I’m incredibly possessive over her, and cannot stand when people try to tell me about her personality. I don’t think I could have found a cat that is more like me if I tried. She loves cuddles, yet hates them when she wants her own space. She’s usually very anti-social, but begs for attention Sometimes I think she hates me, and sometimes I cannot stand her, but I love her more than I’ve loved anything else in the entire world, and here’s why.
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Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
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i was trying to find how to attach a photo to an email and found out that you can lose your v-card via email now
omg this was the greatest thing to ever happen in a gag reel ever!!!
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT…..I thought it always did that?
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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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